Sunday, November 22, 2009
Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with "LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB". When I questioned him about it, he wrote "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer." Never again will I say "lol". MLIA
HOT DAMN i need an awesome acronym like that too!
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Friday, November 20, 2009
A few days ago i went cycling with a bunch of friends.
One of them (i won't say who but you know who you are) decided to roadrage everyone, and while i was busying avoiding him i paid no attention to where i was going, and ended up leaving the cycling track.
And i collided with a tree.
Now walking is not a very enjoyable activity.
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I went to Body World's exhibition yesterday and the visit just served to further reinforce my opinion that Gunther Von Hagens is a genius. The exhibits were both extraordinary insights of science and also stunning pieces of art.
Yes, this is the kind of art i enjoy. Plasticised cadavers in strange poses.
There was also a giraffe and reindeer, which i found highly entertaining.
Not so entertaining were the group of extremely immature girls who burst out giggling everytime they saw a preserved specimen of boobs.
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1:40 PM
Friday, November 13, 2009
I shaved my head!
Yes. This is not a joke.
Its part of an experiment. I shave my head then let it grow for 6 months and see how my head turns out.
For now, I looks like a hedgehog. Bleh.
RA placement tests were extremely wierd. Chem was actually very easy, just alot of concept application and plenty of tedous calculations. Yet i don't know why so many people keep complaining that the chem paper was hard.
If anything was hard it was th bio paper. All the questions, so unscientific! Absolutely no chance to show off all the awesome cheem terms learnt in Dr Lee happy happy hour! Sigh.
And the Bio essay question! "Write an essay based on one of the following topics. (8m)" But all the topics are too vague, like "Cancer" and "The discovery of Telomerase".
In the end i somehow managed to smoke out a 2 pages essay on immunology. "Immunology"! What kind of screwed up question is that? I managed to cover physical barriers, humoral immune response, cell-mediated immune response, autoimmune disease and AIDS. But i think i definitely missed out a few key points here and there.
I saw some guy writing "Cancer". Damn sick.
1/3 page on anchorage dependence. Another 1/3 on density dependence. And about 1/2 page of why cancer cells don't exhibit either. Holy shit. And there was much much more.
This is a very mugger post. Yeah. I shall now mug econs.
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8:33 PM
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Well after a long hiatus i guess its time to update my blog after all.
Let's start with chinese o levels! (aaron begone).
To say the least, it was difficult but manageable. Though i spent too long on my yingyongwen (1 hr) and only wrote 3 pages for yilunwen, i still think i should be able to do well.
Lockleong burst into tears immediately after o levels. It was extremely amusing.
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Grad Night!
was a complete an huge organisational failure.
The prom king was completely cancelled and RPA upstaged the lucky draw with their own (extremely fail) lucky draw. Then the sound system failed altogether and when the band played, nobody could hear ashraf singing.
So in the end every just ignored everyting in the general direction of the stage, ate everything on the buffet trays and took extremely wierd photos of each other.
I write extremely incoherent blog posts. I think next year i shall keep a diary of my random incoherent thoughts to prevent myself from randoming around too much in jc.
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3:15 PM
Monday, November 2, 2009
Bleh. I can't believe this. My IE is screwed up. On some webpages i try to load, it tells me "Internet Explorer cannot find the webpage" after only a split second. Real show of effort.
Then everytime i hit refresh it brings me to a blank page over and over again. Grrr.
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Bleh. I can't believe this. I actually topped the class for bio section b. And i beat matthew.
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Bleh. I can't believe this. There are only 4 more days left that i can call myself a sec 4 student.
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8:53 PM
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Hey ho, subject combination selections begin on monday!
One question. How do we select subjects if our APRs are not released yet? AND my isp report hasn't been factored into my gpa as well. And there is also the chance that Captain Moderation will show up and save the day.
Can you see what i see?
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5:27 PM
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Yesterday i brought a potato to class for aboslutely no reason at all, apart from the fact that the humble potato has earned itself the title of Most Random Vegetable.
First i put it on niuyi's table.
niuyi: 怎么我的桌上有个马零薯?
Words fail me.
Then i koped it back and passed it around class. Everyone signed their name on it. After chinese lesson we trooped to the staff room and called eddie out and gave him the potato. He promptly burst out laughing and said he was going home to eat it.
My life is now less average.
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Today marks the END of NUS-RI. And ISP.
No wait. ISP not over, must still give dr koh the stupid report. nvm.
During our presentation today in NUS, Dr Zhao thought we did exceptionally well despite all our stumbling and aaron's extremely fail inpromptu presentation. The reason being she thought we were doing stuff that was waay above our level and hence decided to ignore all the little errors.
I don't know whether to feel honored or ashamed about this.
Aaron had a very interesting sms conversation with mish today while on the bus. For full details head on to his blog.
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