I've learnt the hard way that blogging while eating chicken rice is detrimental to your keyboard.
I got 8/11 for my maths ta, which is a big dissapointment cos i didnt think of using trigo in a vectors ta AAARGH.
Playing random retarded games during free peroids is fun. During truth or dare, i had to lapdance wesley, shek had to flash 4I and aaron had to wedgie zhiyuan. And mass group heart attack is quite fun too.
My family is supposed to go on the singapore flyer today but i can't seem to find them anywhere. So i'll just stay at home and stone.
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2:32 PM
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Secret Valentine by We The Kings has now become one of my favourite songs because of all the amusing sexual innuendos.
Secret Valentine
Soft kiss and wine what a pretty friend of mine we're finally intertwined nervous and shy for the moment we will come alive tonight
secret valentine
We'll write a song that turns out the lights when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside don't waste your time speed up your breathing just close your eyes we'll hope it's not for nothing at all
lay down be still don't worry talk they will i'll be loving you until morning's first light breaks tomorrow i'll take care of you tonight
secret valentine
We'll write a song that turns out the lights when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
don't waste your time speed up your breathing just close your eyes we'll hope it's not for nothing at all
when guilt fills your head brush off rise up from the dead this is the moment that we will come alive brace yourself for love sweet love, secret love.
We'll write a song that turns out the lights when both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside don't waste your time speed up your breathing just close your eyes we'll hope it's not for nothing at all
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6:34 PM
Friday, April 24, 2009
Dr lee gave us peanuts to examine during bio lesson. He never got back the peanuts from my table, cos me lockleong and darren had eaten them all.
The rest of bio lesson was spent throwing peanut shell fragments at each other.
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9:40 PM
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Biora lesson today was very funny.
We were learning economic botany, but since most of us are idiots (with the exception of the holy trinity), dr lee decided to teach us primary school stuff first (parts of a plant).
Dr lee: The stamen looks like 2 you zhar kweh stuck together.
Then we were asking questions about angiosperms and gymnosperms and wenjun said something along the lines of:
"On land there is an abundance of air..."
On the way home, the train got stuck between bishan and amk due to a "track fault", so i was jammed between some short guy and 2 aunties in business suits for 10mins before the train started moving again.
Short guys and aunties in business suits smell funny.
Then the class started laughing and couldnt stop. lol
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8:58 PM
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Today i am thoroughly convinced that going for the b div badminton match support was a complete waste of time.
And i only got a D for 2.4. Damn, gold award foiled by 2.4 timing AGAIN.
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10:17 PM
Monday, April 20, 2009
Its mugger period again.
I'm going to mug like an ewan and a shawn tan and a ryoji all blended together. I bet it will make a drink that will make your gpa become 4.0 instantly.
Whee. Mugging chinese now.
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7:16 PM
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? GET IT OUT GETITOUT!!!
2. Do you trust all of your friends? Not all. Most.
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Yeah
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? NO. And i think those who think they can't change it are idiots.
5. Can you make a dollar in change right now? Yep
6. Which one of your friends/family do you think would make the best doctor? Wenjun will make an excellent gynae
7. Are you afraid of falling in love? slightly
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? yes. not telling who
10. What's your most favorite scar? Knee, when i fell in a drain.
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? to australia
12. What did the last text message you sent say? something about buying lasers and gun scopes.
13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? Eyes and posterior
14. Fill in the blank. I love: Nerf!
15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future? 3.6 gpa with a1 for chinese!!
16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call? parents?
17. How many kids do you want to have? 2-3
18. Would you make a good parent? I think so
19. Where was your profile picture taken? In class!
20. Whats your middle name? Badass
21. Honestly, whats on your mind right now? How to make my chinese gpa less crappy
22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? My entire sec3 year which I SCREWED UP MY GPA
23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding? dunno, but i'm thinking andrew.
24. What are you wearing right now? Shirt, shorts.
25. Righty or Lefty? Right
26. Best place to eat? Home
27. Favorite jeans? The black ones i got from my dad
28. Favorite animal? PONYO!!!
29. Favorite juice? I don't really like juice
30. Have you had the chicken pox? Yep
31. Have you had a sore throat? duh yes?
32. Ever had a bar fight? Nope
33. Who knows you the best? Andrew.
34. Shoe size? 9-10
35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? Specs occasionally
36. Ever been in a fight with your pet? Nope.
37. Been to Mexico? Nada.
38. Did you buy something today? Chocolate
39. Did you get sick today? No.
40. Do you miss someone today? Yes.
41. Did you get in a fight with someone today? Nope
42. When is the last time you had a massage? Few days ago
43. Last person to lie in your bed? Me?
44. Last person to see you cry? Me again
45. Who made you cry? My sharp poky fingernail
46. What was the last TV show you watched? REAPER FTW
47. What are your plans for the weekend? Raffles Fest '09!
48. Who do you think will re-post this? Bored aimless people?
49. Who was the last person you hung out with? chris teow, surprisingly
50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say? This program is not responding. You can either terminate the program now or continue to wait indefinitely for an unsatisfactory response.
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10:08 PM
Today's physics lesson was damn cool.
We were investigating the resistivity of certain materials, like metal strips, lightbulbs and THERMISTORS. I was working with the thermistor but somehow couldn't get it to work even with current at full power. So i went to ask mr chan about it, conveniently forgetting to turn off my circuit.
Mr chan came over but before i could ask my question...
Mr chan: I smell something bad.
Then we looked at my table and saw my thermistor had caught fire. LOL. After we disconnected the circuit and turned on all the ventilators (thermistor smoke smells NASTY) he told the class:
"Please don't fry anymore components"
But nyugen already blew up 4 lightbulbs, so that was completely useless anyway.
My PR1 came back today and the only thing i can be proud of is my bio marks. I need to work harder for physics, ss and chinese.
I just finished mugging for chem test, and i think i learnt more in this 2 hours of mugging than in 10 hours of siak peng's lessons
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9:42 PM
Monday, April 13, 2009
Today's bio lesson was epic. Full of epic quotes.
Wenjun: If you have high blood pressure your capillaries will go BONG!
Leong gen: You can fly to thailand and get a new kidney.
Adil: I would like a kidney from a healthy young dead person who preferably has not fallen off a building.
I can't remember anymore offhand for now.
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9:14 PM
Sunday, April 12, 2009
I LIKE NERF GUNS.
I just bought a nerf gun for the games booth the shooting club will be putting up at raffles fest and it is AWESOME.
I have half a mind not to claim reimbursement and keep it.
June science camp is coming along nicely, but i need to go talk to dr lee about cells and microscopes and stuff p6 kids won't go wtf at.
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8:17 PM
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Stephen hwang from biora has alerted me to an astounding fact.
Every year we pay about $20 per subject for printing fees.
Assuming we all take 11 subjects, thats $220 per year.
And there are about 2500 ppl in RI.
Which makes the photocopying shop aunties earn about $550k per year.
Subtracting maintenance fees and buying paper, that still gives well above $500k.
I aspire to be a photocopying shop auntie.
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4:58 PM
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Today has been a very depressing day.
My ss essay which i was so confident of got a 10/20. Apparently i have all the required points but my examples don't link back to the question. Which means my ss gpa now stands at around 2.0 to 2.8
My chem gpa is 3.2. All because i forgot to do the first page of my practical test. Which was worth 5 marks.
My current GPA stands at 3. Exactly. To save it i don't need to mug. I need a miracle.
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5:50 PM
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
When i go to university i want to study the following subjects:
Medicine Psychology Biochemistry
I aspire to be a nerd.
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2:01 PM
Sunday, April 5, 2009
I think my comp may be virus infected.
My internet overloaded for the first time ever on my laptop and the error reporting window appeared only for a split second before dissapearing.
And my laptop is also become generally more laggy.
Oh no. And i only started using it for a month. This sucks.
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1:59 PM
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